So, we are ‘Bored’ again, and we’ve come back with yet another article to kill our boredom, and no, we’re still getting bored as we right this, and I’m sure you’re getting bored too, reading all this.
We were wondering what people do when they get bored or are in the process of reaching the boredom destination?
Here’s our list of the things we do when we get bored-
1) I’ve actually read the Lord of the Rings and it’s prequel ‘The Hobbit’ like a zillion times now and I still can read it, because my English is as bad as it can get and most of the times I am just skimming pages, but lying down on the bed, with dim lights, and just reading it without understanding anything, gets me bored even more, to the limit that I fall asleep after just 15-20 mins.
I have started reading it again every night to get a good early night sleep and to dream of barrow-wights and some adventure in our otherwise boring lives, like dreaming about some beautiful Elf-fairy that might just give me the best blow-job in the world.
2)Songs- this was obvious, and we’ve actually surprised ourselves when we didn’t give it the top spot. Actually to tell you the truth, the list is random and not in order of frequency, and we’ll tell you what rankings they hold in the end, so that we can fill in more space and you still have something left to figure out and guess till we reach the end.
So we come to listening to songs- Yes, as old as when our forefathers used to make voices like that of a dog or a wolf or a monkey or chimpanzee, or whatever and then they discovered humans, and started to imitate them, and we actually believe that we’re still monkeys, in a more groomed way of the species, and not actually humans, because of many reasons which we will be describing in our next article.
So our forefathers started to talk human and they became so excited that they burst into a song, and some smart-ass actually learnt that song to please him girlfriend but little did he know, that girlfriends can never be pleased, and the gf instead told him to shut up, but as in most cases, the guy liked the song that he had learnt and recorded it, and put it in his ipod and started listening to that song- so that my friend was the birth of the listening to music era and it is older than the age old granny that you fucked last night.
So basically we listen to songs and write such stupid articles when we get bored.
3)Sleeping- hide underneath a blanket and dim the lights, Zzz.
4)Masturbating- Yes, we masturbate a lot, of course separately, but because all of us don’t have a girl friend or don’t have much money round the year for prostitutes, we prefer masturbating, which is also quite healthy, lest the organ atrophies due to reduced use. Porn, Actress fakes and nude scenes, sometimes even pictures do. My laptop is full of them actually.
5)Talking to a lady friend- yes, whenever we get bored we call up our lady friends, and just say- ‘hi, wassup?’, that’s it, and fall silent, because we don’t have anything to talk about and anyways, they won’t stop talking to let us say anything, I know, your balance is a big issue and as misers we understand that, but dude, you do need to get out of that boredom.
Wondering how this kills your boredom? This does because for some reason, we fall asleep while talking and kill the bastard, while the girl on the other side ends up with a scowl, two nails, one hammer- it can’t get better. Oh, about the scowl- who takes girls seriously anyway :p
Try making a list of what you think would be in descending order, our choice of killing boredom?
Our choices are (in descending order)
1)masturbating
2)sleeping
3)Talking on the phone
4)The Lord of the Rings
5)Songs
And oh, if you’re getting bored presently, and you’re a guy or a girl-lesbian for that matter, this might do you good.
Of course we won’t publish the nude/fake ones- but here’s the actress we do it most on 😛
Bored ! 